I Would Have Changed My Last Name

The Congressmen And Senators Used To Go Have A Drink In D.c. They Would Disagree All Day Long, But They Would Find That Time To Sit Down And Learn About Each Other Personally. I Think That's Totally Wiped Out; I Don't Think It Really Exists Anymore.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.