I Would Have Changed My Last Name

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.

If You See Something, Say Something.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".