Do You Feel Your Best When Your

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

I Haven't Had An Alcoholic Drink In 22 Years, But When I Did Drink I'd Go For Either Canadian Whisky Or Budweiser. Sometimes Both. For A Long Time I Used To Think "hey You, Get Off The Floor!" Was My Name.

I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Drugs I Take, I'm Not Fulfilled. This Isn't Satisfying. There's A Spiritual Hunger Going On. Everybody Feels It. If You Don't Feel It Now, You Will. Trust Me. You Will... Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's The Real Rebellion.