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I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.