Do You Realize That In The Past

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?