Do You Realize That In The Past

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?