Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.