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The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

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Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.