A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."