A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

All That Means Is That Something Devastating Can Happen To You Today Or To Your Family & All You Can Do Is Cry About It Or Panic Or Just Be Grief-stricken About It; But A Year Or Two From Now Or Maybe Ten Years From Now, Or Maybe Two Months Or Two Days, You Might Be Able To See The Humor In That Problem.