Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up

We're Gonna Have To Sweeten Some Of These Jokes For The Cd. You Know What Sweeten Means, Right? Sweeten Is A Show-biz Term For "add Sugar To".

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

I Like Kinko's, Because They're Open 24 Hours. If It's 5 Am And I Decide I Need Two Of Something, I'm Covered! Sometimes I Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night In A Cold Sweat, And Then I Think, "oh, Yeah. Kinko's. No Problem. That Will Not Remain Singular."

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.