Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

My Friend Said To Me, You Know What I Like? Mashed Potatoes. I Was Like, Dude, You Have To Give Me Time To Guess. If You're Going To Quiz Me You Have To Insert A Pause.

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?