Don't Ask Me, I Don't Know

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.

They Teach You How To Handle Life In England, But They Don’t Teach You A Thing About Death. There’s No Book Telling You What To Do When Your Mum Or Dad Dies.

It's All Part Of My Journey - I've Done A Lot Of Stupid Things, But You Learn By Your Mistakes.

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.