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Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I Used To Get Upset By People Not Understanding Me, But I’ve Made A Career Out Of It Now.

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.

As Long As There Are Kids Who Are Pissed Off And Have No Real Way In Venting Out That Anger, Heavy Metal Will Live On.

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.