I'd Like To Sing Songs That Are

I Don't Know If I'm A Medium For Some Outside Source. Whatever It Is, Frankly, I Hope It's Not What I Think … Satan.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.

I Think Mtv Should Consider Using Subtitles. Half The Time, Even I Can't Understand What The Fu*k I'm Talking About.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I Have A Night Off On Halloween. It's Halloween For Me Every Night. Let Everybody Else Be Ozzy For The Night. People Go Out Dressed As Me.