Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't Stand.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!