Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty /

As Long As The World Is Turning And Spinning, We're Gonna Be Dizzy And We're Gonna Make Mistakes.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

An Egg Cream Can Do Anything. An Egg Cream To A Brooklyn Jew Is Like Water To An Arab. A Jew Will Kill For An Egg Cream. It's The Jewish Malmsey.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

He Who Hesitates Is Poor.