Don't Drive As If You Own The

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.