Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.