Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.