Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.