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Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.