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"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

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