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Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.