A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.