A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.