A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.