A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.