If You Believe The Past Can't Be

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.