If You Believe The Past Can't Be

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?