An Expert Is Someone Called In At

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.