Life Begins As A Quest Of The

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.