Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.