Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.