The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.