I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.