Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.