Computers Will Never Take The Place Of

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.