There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.