There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.