The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.