The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.