The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?