The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.