Don't Get Even, Get Mad.

I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Man Who Had A Wonderful Time Living Life, A Man Who Had Good Friends, Fine Family - And I Don't Think I Could Ask For Anything More Than That, Actually.

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.

Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

Nothing Anybody's Said Or Written About Me Ever Bothers Me, Except When It Does.

May You Live To Be 100 And May The Last Voice You Hear Be Mine.