Don't Get Even, Get Mad.

I Lived In A Plenty Tough Neighborhood. When Somebody Called Me A 'dirty Little Guinea', There Was Only One Thing To Do-break His Head. When I Got Older, I Realized That You Shouldn't Do It That Way. I Realized That You've Got To Do It Through Education. Children Are Not To Blame. It Is The Parents. How Can A Child Know Whether His Playmate Is An Italian, A Jew Or Irish, Unless The Parents Have Discussed It In The Privacy Of Their Homes.

I Think That If You Do The Best You Can In Your Life, You Get Your Just Reward. You Sometimes Give Up A Great Deal To Achieve A Plane You're Looking For. But If You Find That It's Important Enough, Then You Do It. You Have To Decide. Even When You Figure You've Given Up A Great Deal To Get A Small Amount Of Something, The Pain Is Only There For A Short Time. It Really Goes Away. Whatever The Quandary, It Leaves You.

Take A Deep Breath, Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, And Start All Over Again.

If I Had As Many Love Affairs As I've Been Given Credit For, I'd Be In A Jar At The Harvard Medical School.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.