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I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump