Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I Get Mad When People Are Against Pot.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.