Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

Dysfunctional Families Have Sired A Number Of Pretty Good Actors.

I Don't See Myself As A Violent Guy.

If You Look At Yourself As A Star, You've Already Lost Something In The Portrayal Of Any Human Being.