The Worst Job I Ever Had Was

The Difference Between A Hero And A Coward Is One Step Sideways.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

I'm Disappointed That Success Hasn't Been A Himalayan Feeling.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.