Don't Read My Diary When I'm Gone.

I Was Accepted By Cool People Because The Cheerleaders Thought I Was Cute. The Jocks Knew The Jock-girls Thought I Was Cute. I Just Chose Not To Hang Around With Them.

I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs Instead.

I Like Guitars In The Fender Style Because They Have Skinny Necks.

I Like To Feel Prejudice Towards People Who Are Prejudice

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.