I Like Guitars In The Fender Style

None Of You Will Ever Know What I Am Thinking.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

If Chasing Cool Is Important To You, You're An Idiot!

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

When I Was Younger I Knew I Could Do Anything - I Could Be The President If I Wanted To, But That Was A Stupid Idea - I'd Rather Be A Rock Star.