Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.

I Do Come Across People Who Don't Like Me, Don't Like My Comedy, Don't Think It's Funny, It's Too Cutesy, Or Whatever They Hate. And It's Like, "okay. That's Your Opinion. Somebody Liked It, So That's Good." Hopefully It Balances Out.