If You Can't Tell A Spoon From

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

Here Is A Tip For All You Young People Drinking Wine. With Pasta, Drink White Wine. With Steak, Drink Red Wine. And If You're Vegan, You're Annoying.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.