Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It

I'm On My High School Football Team And Must Show How Much I Know.

Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

That's The Horrible Thing Starting Out, You Get Distracted A Lot Because Anything Is Easier Than Writing. It's Just The Same Enemy - Blank Paper.

When You Stop Drinking, You Have To Deal With This Marvelous Personality That Started You Drinking In The First Place.