Don't Worry, I Know Almost Exactly What

I Don't Respond Well To Mellow, You Know What I Mean, I Have A Tendency To... If I Get Too Mellow, I Ripen And Then Rot.

I'm Very Old-fashioned. I Believe That People Should Stay Married For Life, Like Pigeons And Catholics.

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

I Hate The Beach. I Hate The Sun. I'm Pale And I'm Redheaded. I Don't Tan - I Stroke!

You'll Live To Be A Hundred If You Give Up All The Things That Make You Want To.