I Hate The Beach. I Hate The

Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind And His Body, Only The Body Has More Fun.

The Talent For Being Happy Is Appreciating And Liking What You Have, Instead Of What You Don't Have.

I Was In Analysis For Years Because Of A Traumatic Childhood; I Was Breast-fed Through Falsies.

I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

Between The Pope And Air Conditioning, I'd Choose Air Conditioning.