Dream Not ... Of Having Tasted All

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

I Am Accounted By Some People As A Good Man. How Cheap That Character Is Acquired! Pay Your Debts, Don't Borrow Money, Nor Twist Your Kitten's Neck Off, Nor Disturb A Congregation, Etc., Your Business Is Done. I Know Things Of Myself, Which Would Make Every Friend I Have Fly Me As A Plague Patient.

I Toiled After It, Sir, As Some Men Toil After Virtue.

May My Last Breath Be Drawn Through A Pipe, And Exhaled In A Jest.

Oh Call It By Some Better Name, For Friendship Sounds Too Cold.