Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

When You Go To Hawaii, It's All About "aloha." It Means Hello, Goodbye And I Love You.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."

I Have Very Nice Cars. I Never Get To Drive Them, Because I'm Never Home.