I Have Very Nice Cars. I Never

I'm Always Ready For Tv. I Don't Have To Edit My Jokes - When You Work Clean, You Can Work Anywhere.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

For Me, The Hardest Thing Was Dropping The Whole Latino Comic Title.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.