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[ The Aim To Be Big] Is Not A Joke About My Size. It's Just That I'm A Dreamer, But I'm Following Through With It. I Believe Anyone Can Do It As Long As They Focus And Have A Game Plan.

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

I Just Know You Can Not Be On Top Forever. There's Always Going To Be The Next Guy, And If I'm Going To Go Down, I'd Like To Know I Helped The Next Guy Take My Spot. You Can't Prevent The Inevitable, But You Can Join The Ship.

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.