Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel

Read Comics. All Comics. And Then Cut Them Open To Steal Their Power.

He Was In Blue Jeans And A Work Shirt, Which Is Another Weird Quirk Of Rich Old Men. Just One Of The Guys Here. Blue Jeans And A Work Shirt, Salt Of The Earth, Working Man Like Yourself. Like They're Somehow Uncomfortable About Being Rich Enough To Sleep In A Bed Made Of Vaginas Being Pulled Around The Town At Night By A Fleet Of Gold-covered Midgets.

Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel Horrible And Sexy!

What? I Bring Joy To The World. I Am Filled With Mirth And Sunlight. Also, I Am Batman.

My Neck And Shoulders Are Killing Me. Hard To Focus On Writing About Murder, Doom, Shagging, Our Hopeless Future & Other Comedy Etc Etc.