Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel

Writing Is Basically A Job For People Who Like Punching Themselves In The Face, I’m Pretty Sure.

Be Authentic To Your Dreams. Be Authentic To Your Own Idea About Yourself. Grind Away At Your Own Minds And Bodies Until You Become Your Own Invention. Be Mad Scientists.

Magic Is The Cheat Codes For The World.

What? I Bring Joy To The World. I Am Filled With Mirth And Sunlight. Also, I Am Batman.

Don't Live With Writers. Writers Are Bastards.