Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.