Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.