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My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.