Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.