Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.