Early In Life, I Was Visited By

Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering And Despair And Yet Some People Do Manage To Avoid Jury Duty.

Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind And His Body, Only The Body Has More Fun.

The Talent For Being Happy Is Appreciating And Liking What You Have, Instead Of What You Don't Have.

Some People Want To Achieve Immortality Through Their Works Or Their Descendants. I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses. I Like People That Talk Like Real Human Beings.