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Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In The Eye, And Deny It.

The Greatness Of America Is That It Produces Exuberant Geniuses Like Louis Armstrong And Fred Astaire And Leonard Bernstein. We Are Meant To Be A Jazzy People Who Talk Big And Jump On The Table And Dance; We Aren't Supposed To Be Dopey And Glum And Brood Over Old Injuries.

The Relationship Between Truth And A Newspaper Is Like The Relationship Between The Color Green And The Number Seven. Occasionally You Will See The Number Seven Written In Green, But You Learn Not To Expect This.

Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Function.

When It Comes To Finding Available Men In Minnesota, The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are Odd.