Either We Figure Out How To Keep

We've Had Trickle Down Economics In The Country For Ten Years Now, And Most Of Us Aren't Even Damp Yet.

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.

What You Need Is Sustained Outrage...there's Far Too Much Unthinking Respect Given To Authority.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

It's Hard To Argue Against Cynics - They Always Sound Smarter Than Optimists Because They Have So Much Evidence On Their Side.