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Although A Life-long Fashion Dropout, I Have Absorbed Enough By Reading Harper's Bazaar While Waiting At The Dentist's To Have Grasped That The Purpose Of Fashion Is To Make A Statement. My Own Modest Statement, Discerned By True Cognoscenti, Is, "woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.

I Believe In Practicing Prudence At Least Once Every Two Or Three Years.

Texas Liberals Are The Camels Of Good News. We Can Cross Entire Deserts Between Oases.

In Texas, We Do Not Hold High Expectations For The [governor's] Office; It's Mostly Been Occupied By Crooks, Dorks And The Comatose.

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.